1 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:08,561 [ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:24,493 --> 00:00:26,871 [WOMEN SINGING TRADITIONAL SONG IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 3 00:00:41,552 --> 00:00:44,430 [CHORUS SINGING MELANCHOLY SONG IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 4 00:00:53,981 --> 00:00:55,399 BORAT: Jangshemash. 5 00:00:55,483 --> 00:00:56,942 My name a Borat. 6 00:00:57,026 --> 00:01:00,488 My life is nice. Not. 7 00:01:00,571 --> 00:01:02,990 But how I end up like this? 8 00:01:03,073 --> 00:01:05,493 14 year ago, 9 00:01:05,576 --> 00:01:09,622 I release a moviefilm which was great success in USandA. 10 00:01:09,705 --> 00:01:14,335 But Kazakhstan become a laughingstocks around the world. 11 00:01:14,418 --> 00:01:18,506 Our exports of potassium and pubis plummet. 12 00:01:18,589 --> 00:01:22,218 Many brokers leapt from our tallest skyscrapers. 13 00:01:22,301 --> 00:01:23,844 [GRUNTS] 14 00:01:25,387 --> 00:01:27,556 Since Running of Jew had been canceled, 15 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:31,894 all Kazakhstan had left was Holocaust Remembrance Day, 16 00:01:31,977 --> 00:01:35,022 where we commemorate our heroic soldiers 17 00:01:35,105 --> 00:01:37,525 - who ran the camps. - [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 18 00:01:37,608 --> 00:01:40,569 I was blamed for Kazakhstan's failure 19 00:01:40,653 --> 00:01:43,364 and banned from ever make reportings again. 20 00:01:43,447 --> 00:01:46,826 I was publicly humiliate. 21 00:01:46,909 --> 00:01:49,578 - Ow! Wawaweewa! - [CHEERING] 22 00:01:49,662 --> 00:01:53,415 I was sentence for life to hard labor in gulag. 23 00:01:53,499 --> 00:01:57,127 But 14 year later, men from government 24 00:01:57,211 --> 00:02:00,005 bring me to presidential palace. 25 00:02:06,095 --> 00:02:07,888 Premier Nazarbayev! 26 00:02:07,972 --> 00:02:10,140 Listen carefully, asshole. 27 00:02:10,224 --> 00:02:12,977 I have a mission for you. 28 00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:15,187 BORAT: He explain that, while I was in gulag, 29 00:02:15,271 --> 00:02:18,107 USandA was ruin by an evil man 30 00:02:18,190 --> 00:02:21,277 who stood against all American values. 31 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:22,695 His name? 32 00:02:22,778 --> 00:02:24,738 Barack Obama. 33 00:02:24,822 --> 00:02:29,243 This led to other Africans becoming political leaders. 34 00:02:30,703 --> 00:02:33,122 But then a miracle occurred. 35 00:02:33,205 --> 00:02:38,002 A magnificent new premier name McDonald Trump rose to power 36 00:02:38,085 --> 00:02:40,337 and made America great again. 37 00:02:40,421 --> 00:02:42,298 He also became buddies 38 00:02:42,381 --> 00:02:44,216 with tough-guy leaders across the world: 39 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:45,509 Putin, 40 00:02:45,593 --> 00:02:46,844 Kim Jong-un, 41 00:02:46,927 --> 00:02:48,345 Bolsonaro 42 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:49,847 and Kenneth West. 43 00:02:49,930 --> 00:02:52,349 Everyone apart from me. 44 00:02:52,433 --> 00:02:53,934 You, Sagdiyev... 45 00:02:54,018 --> 00:02:56,979 will return to USandA to deliver a gift 46 00:02:57,062 --> 00:03:00,524 so that Kazakhstan will earn the respect of Trump. 47 00:03:00,608 --> 00:03:03,193 BORAT: I was instruct not to give the gift to Trump, 48 00:03:03,277 --> 00:03:04,862 since, on previous mission, 49 00:03:04,945 --> 00:03:08,949 I had accidentally made shit in front his house. 50 00:03:09,033 --> 00:03:11,702 So, it must go to someone in his inner circle. 51 00:03:11,785 --> 00:03:14,705 America's most famous ladies man - 52 00:03:14,788 --> 00:03:17,791 - Michael Pence. - BORAT: The vice premier 53 00:03:17,875 --> 00:03:19,627 was known to be such a pussy hound 54 00:03:19,710 --> 00:03:23,839 that he could not be left alone in a room with a womans. 55 00:03:23,923 --> 00:03:26,008 What is the gift? 56 00:03:26,717 --> 00:03:27,927 Johnny the Monkey. 57 00:03:28,010 --> 00:03:29,929 BORAT: Johnny the Monkey, 58 00:03:30,012 --> 00:03:31,639 Kazakhstan's Minister of Culture 59 00:03:31,722 --> 00:03:34,224 and number one porno star. 60 00:03:35,184 --> 00:03:38,312 A cameraman will follow you to document your mission. 61 00:03:38,395 --> 00:03:41,732 I will need my producer, Azamat Bagatov. 62 00:03:41,815 --> 00:03:43,317 Impossible. 63 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,318 Why? 64 00:03:44,401 --> 00:03:45,611 You are sitting on him. 65 00:03:48,530 --> 00:03:51,700 Also, get me a chocolate cake. 66 00:03:51,784 --> 00:03:54,161 Now, get him ready! 67 00:03:54,244 --> 00:03:56,705 [♪♪♪] 68 00:04:00,084 --> 00:04:03,128 These gypsy tears will keep you safe. 69 00:04:03,212 --> 00:04:04,972 [MAN SINGING LIVELY SONG IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 70 00:04:15,808 --> 00:04:18,352 00:04:54,972 BORAT: All I had left was my livestocks: 85 00:04:55,055 --> 00:04:57,599 two pigs, one cow 86 00:04:57,683 --> 00:04:58,976 and a daughter. 87 00:04:59,059 --> 00:05:01,020 [GENTLE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING OVER TV] 88 00:05:01,103 --> 00:05:02,771 [OVER TV] NARRATOR: Once upon a time, 89 00:05:02,855 --> 00:05:05,691 there was a lowly peasant girl called Melania 90 00:05:05,774 --> 00:05:07,776 from shithole country Slovenia 91 00:05:07,860 --> 00:05:11,155 who dreamed of marrying a rich old man. 92 00:05:12,614 --> 00:05:15,325 I have a non-male son? 93 00:05:16,660 --> 00:05:17,453 Daddy? 94 00:05:17,536 --> 00:05:20,039 Why are you living like this? 95 00:05:20,122 --> 00:05:24,043 Because I have no husband to put me in a beautiful wife cage. 96 00:05:24,126 --> 00:05:26,378 Unlike that bitch, Lilyat Sakanov! 97 00:05:26,462 --> 00:05:28,338 BORAT: Mm. 98 00:05:28,422 --> 00:05:29,422 How old are you? 99 00:05:29,465 --> 00:05:30,924 Fifteen. 100 00:05:31,008 --> 00:05:32,384 Fifteen?!?? 101 00:05:32,468 --> 00:05:35,888 You're the oldest unmarried woman in all Kazakhstan! 102 00:05:35,971 --> 00:05:39,475 I'm so happy that you're back. 103 00:05:39,558 --> 00:05:42,394 I'm not. I'm off to USandA. 104 00:05:42,478 --> 00:05:43,854 Please take me with you! 105 00:05:43,937 --> 00:05:45,606 Not possible. 106 00:05:45,689 --> 00:05:47,232 [YELLING IN KAZAKH] 107 00:05:50,277 --> 00:05:51,695 Please Daddy. 108 00:05:51,779 --> 00:05:53,363 00:06:29,566 - to save my peoples. - [SHOUTS] 123 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:31,819 [♪♪♪] 124 00:06:35,781 --> 00:06:39,118 While Johnny traveled by luxury cruise ship, 125 00:06:39,201 --> 00:06:44,248 I was placed on cargo boat and arrived 22 days later. 126 00:06:46,792 --> 00:06:49,044 [GROUP SINGING UPBEAT SONG IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 127 00:06:56,426 --> 00:07:01,014 That afternoon, I procure a sleeping apartment for Johnny 128 00:07:01,098 --> 00:07:02,891 and transform it into accommodation 129 00:07:02,975 --> 00:07:06,436 - suitable for an ape of his stature. - Welcome to USandA! 130 00:07:12,568 --> 00:07:14,361 While waiting for Johnny, 131 00:07:14,444 --> 00:07:18,407 I decide to make inspection of nearest village. 132 00:07:18,490 --> 00:07:20,051 - [KAZAKH ACCENT] MAN: My name a Borat. - What do you say? 133 00:07:20,075 --> 00:07:21,618 - Borat. - No, it's not me. 134 00:07:21,702 --> 00:07:24,830 - High five. - No, that's... [STAMMERS] 135 00:07:24,913 --> 00:07:26,039 I must go. 136 00:07:26,123 --> 00:07:27,374 There was problem. 137 00:07:27,457 --> 00:07:29,960 People make recognize my face. 138 00:07:30,043 --> 00:07:31,753 [EXCITED CHATTER] 139 00:07:31,837 --> 00:07:33,213 00:08:03,493 Yeah. Kind of looks like you. 156 00:08:03,577 --> 00:08:05,162 You got the dark hair and the mustache. 157 00:08:05,245 --> 00:08:07,331 No, but this is not like me. 158 00:08:07,414 --> 00:08:09,541 I mean, it does look like you. 159 00:08:09,625 --> 00:08:10,792 No? 160 00:08:10,876 --> 00:08:12,085 [♪♪♪] 161 00:08:15,255 --> 00:08:16,965 MAN: Take care. 162 00:08:17,049 --> 00:08:19,551 You're welcome. Have a good day. 163 00:08:19,635 --> 00:08:22,179 BORAT: Much had changed since I was last in USandA. 164 00:08:22,262 --> 00:08:26,558 America had become calculator crazy. 165 00:08:26,642 --> 00:08:32,481 I needed to make purchasings of an electrical abacus. 166 00:08:32,564 --> 00:08:34,858 I think we could get rid of this one for $30. 167 00:08:34,942 --> 00:08:36,401 - Ah. -Mm-hmm. - [PHONE RINGING] 168 00:08:36,485 --> 00:08:39,029 - What this? - FaceTime. 169 00:08:39,112 --> 00:08:40,322 Yes? 170 00:08:40,405 --> 00:08:42,199 - And now... - Hello? 171 00:08:42,282 --> 00:08:43,784 - Hello. - Who this? 172 00:08:43,867 --> 00:08:45,369 This is Brian. 173 00:08:45,452 --> 00:08:47,621 Hello. I talk to him. Please be quiet. 174 00:08:47,704 --> 00:08:51,541 Hello? Ghost with blue shirt, answer me. 175 00:08:51,625 --> 00:08:53,502 You are demon? 176 00:08:53,585 --> 00:08:55,265 This guy that you're seeing in the phone... 177 00:08:55,295 --> 00:08:56,755 - Please be quiet. - ...is me. 178 00:08:56,838 --> 00:09:00,092 - What? - If I say something, he says something. 179 00:09:00,175 --> 00:09:03,887 Brian Brother, please, you must be quiet. 180 00:09:03,971 --> 00:09:06,348 Speakings not polite. 181 00:09:06,431 --> 00:09:09,768 So I'm gonna show you how you can ask Google questions 182 00:09:09,851 --> 00:09:11,186 and it'll give you answers. 183 00:09:11,270 --> 00:09:13,855 - I can make it typings? - Yes. 184 00:09:14,731 --> 00:09:17,359 - "Restaurants near me." - Mm-hmm. 185 00:09:17,442 --> 00:09:21,321 BORAT: Maybe I look for food that I like to eat. 186 00:09:21,405 --> 00:09:23,573 And for dessert, um... 187 00:09:28,245 --> 00:09:29,997 - What this? - Ah... 188 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:33,166 That's not what you're talking about, I bet. 189 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:35,252 This is for dessert? 190 00:09:35,335 --> 00:09:37,587 No, this is probably what you're looking for. 191 00:09:37,671 --> 00:09:41,341 It have a pictures of a woman with no clothes? 192 00:09:41,425 --> 00:09:44,845 - Most likely. - Wawaweewa. 193 00:09:44,928 --> 00:09:46,805 Can I make borrowings this, for one moment? 194 00:09:46,888 --> 00:09:49,057 - Sure. - I need go, uh, toilet. 195 00:09:49,141 --> 00:09:50,517 00:10:30,265 - How you doing, my friend? I'm Victor. - Yeah. 208 00:10:30,349 --> 00:10:32,642 - Pleased to meet you. - Nice meet you. [KISSES] 209 00:10:32,726 --> 00:10:34,806 - You want me to help you open it? - Uh, yes, please. 210 00:10:39,649 --> 00:10:41,068 BORAT: Johnny? 211 00:10:41,151 --> 00:10:42,944 Your Excellency? 212 00:10:47,449 --> 00:10:49,534 What are you doing here? 213 00:10:51,161 --> 00:10:53,288 - I accidentally fell in. - [SPEAKS KAZAKH] ...Johnny? 214 00:10:54,581 --> 00:10:56,166 Johnny? 215 00:10:57,626 --> 00:10:59,086 Johnny? 216 00:10:59,169 --> 00:11:01,046 - Johnny? - 00:11:28,407 Hammer, now. Now, now. Hammer. 229 00:11:28,490 --> 00:11:31,034 [MUFFLED] Tatti! 230 00:11:31,118 --> 00:11:33,745 [SHOUTING IN KAZAKH] 231 00:11:36,498 --> 00:11:37,999 - Thank you, my friend. - Thank you. 232 00:11:40,919 --> 00:11:42,129 Uh, thank you. 233 00:11:44,131 --> 00:11:48,677 BORAT: I needed to give this wretched news to my premier, 234 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:53,765 so I used my telephones to locate America's fax machine. 235 00:11:55,517 --> 00:11:58,228 I need to, uh, make a contact with, uh, 236 00:11:58,311 --> 00:12:00,188 my premier, Nazarbayev. 237 00:12:00,272 --> 00:12:03,400 - I must inform him of some news. - Okay. 238 00:12:03,483 --> 00:12:05,235 What do you want it to say? 239 00:12:06,319 --> 00:12:08,905 "Sup." S-U-P. 240 00:12:11,408 --> 00:12:13,201 - That it? - Mm-hmm. 241 00:12:13,285 --> 00:12:14,619 MAN: Okay. 242 00:12:14,703 --> 00:12:17,539 [FAX MACHINE BEEPS, WHIRS] 243 00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:22,711 He sent you back, he said "S-U-P" 244 00:12:22,794 --> 00:12:25,297 with a question mark after it. 245 00:12:25,380 --> 00:12:27,841 - "Sup?" - Ah. 246 00:12:27,924 --> 00:12:31,386 Can you answer him, "Chillin'"? 247 00:12:31,470 --> 00:12:34,639 C-H-I-L-L-I... 248 00:12:38,602 --> 00:12:41,480 He sent you a picture this time. 249 00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:45,984 BORAT: This is him. It's strange. 250 00:12:46,067 --> 00:12:47,903 Okay. 251 00:12:50,405 --> 00:12:52,282 "Sorry. Not for you. 252 00:12:52,365 --> 00:12:55,076 I was sexting my sister." 253 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,078 [POUNDING ON GLASS] 254 00:12:59,748 --> 00:13:01,833 [SPEAKING KAZAKH] 255 00:13:04,461 --> 00:13:05,879 BORAT: Uh, sorry. 256 00:13:05,962 --> 00:13:08,340 [FAX MACHINE WHIRS] 257 00:13:09,758 --> 00:13:11,510 "How is Johnny?" 258 00:13:11,593 --> 00:13:13,762 [♪♪♪] 259 00:13:16,598 --> 00:13:18,642 Can you write, uh, 260 00:13:18,725 --> 00:13:22,103 "He not as alive as he used to be"? 261 00:13:22,187 --> 00:13:23,855 MAN: That's it? 262 00:13:31,446 --> 00:13:32,739 What did he write? 263 00:13:32,822 --> 00:13:35,450 He sent you a bunch of angry faces. 264 00:13:36,493 --> 00:13:39,204 "If you do not deliver bribe 265 00:13:39,287 --> 00:13:42,457 "to get me into strongman club, 266 00:13:42,541 --> 00:13:46,086 "you will be execute. 267 00:13:47,587 --> 00:13:52,634 You will find a new gift for him or you will die." 268 00:13:52,717 --> 00:13:56,638 What-what else do, uh, powerful men here like? 269 00:13:56,721 --> 00:13:58,557 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 270 00:14:00,183 --> 00:14:01,768 [OVER TV] NEWSWOMAN: ...NBC talk show. 271 00:14:01,851 --> 00:14:03,731 TRUMP: I'm gonna get great ratings on your show. 272 00:14:03,812 --> 00:14:05,397 00:14:16,533 [♪♪♪] 277 00:14:20,412 --> 00:14:24,916 Can you write, uh, "My daughter is here. 278 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,253 Shall I give her as gift?" 279 00:14:32,507 --> 00:14:34,509 - What he say? - "Perfect. 280 00:14:34,593 --> 00:14:38,388 She will be sexy gift for Michael Pence." 281 00:14:38,471 --> 00:14:41,766 - Wawaweewa. High five. - [CHUCKLES] 282 00:14:41,850 --> 00:14:44,102 Come inside! Come inside! 283 00:14:44,185 --> 00:14:46,104 00:16:13,191 I prepare my daughter for market. 310 00:16:13,274 --> 00:16:18,321 And, uh, I am looking for, um, a suitable cage for her. 311 00:16:19,447 --> 00:16:21,324 Okay. A cage? 312 00:16:21,408 --> 00:16:23,284 - This is a pretty nice one here. - Oh! 313 00:16:23,368 --> 00:16:25,537 - 900 bucks. - 900? A lot of money. 314 00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:28,415 - Yeah. - BORAT: I think this one too expensive for you. 315 00:16:28,498 --> 00:16:29,916 No, Daddy. Please, please? 316 00:16:29,999 --> 00:16:31,876 Please, please, please. I want it. 317 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,420 - She want it. - [CHUCKLES] 318 00:16:33,503 --> 00:16:35,213 - Daughters. 00:17:01,114 - What is this? - You put gas in it, propane. 329 00:17:01,197 --> 00:17:03,700 If I had a gypsy in a van and I opened the gas, 330 00:17:03,783 --> 00:17:05,511 - will it finish him? - Yeah, that-- Probably. 331 00:17:05,535 --> 00:17:06,953 - Yes? - Yeah. 332 00:17:07,036 --> 00:17:10,039 How many gypsies could I finish with one canister? 333 00:17:10,123 --> 00:17:12,625 However many you had in the van. 334 00:17:12,709 --> 00:17:17,422 Let's say I wanted to, uh, um, finish lives of 20 gypsy. 335 00:17:17,505 --> 00:17:18,923 Would this be enough? 336 00:17:19,007 --> 00:17:20,008 Maybe the bigger one. 337 00:17:20,091 --> 00:17:21,259 - Ah, the bigger one. - Yeah. 338 00:17:21,342 --> 00:17:24,137 All right, you guys, your total is, uh, 339 00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:27,974 $1,491.82. 340 00:17:28,057 --> 00:17:31,186 Uh, too much. Maybe I take away some of this. 341 00:17:31,269 --> 00:17:33,438 [BOTH SPEAKING KAZAKH] 342 00:17:36,399 --> 00:17:38,860 [SHOUTING IN KAZAKH] 343 00:17:45,492 --> 00:17:46,659 We take it all. 344 00:17:46,743 --> 00:17:48,620 [ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING QUIETLY OVER SPEAKER] 345 00:17:48,703 --> 00:17:51,456 NARRATOR: One day, she was invited to a grand ball. 346 00:17:51,539 --> 00:17:54,626 When Fat King Donald saw Melania... 347 00:17:56,085 --> 00:17:59,714 ...he became more turgid than he'd ever been before. 348 00:18:01,841 --> 00:18:04,135 So, he grabbed her vagine. 349 00:18:08,139 --> 00:18:09,474 BORAT: Tutar. 350 00:18:09,557 --> 00:18:12,018 Your palace... awaits. 351 00:18:12,101 --> 00:18:13,144 Come see. 352 00:18:13,228 --> 00:18:14,813 [STAMMERS, CHUCKLES] 353 00:18:15,605 --> 00:18:17,106 Not allowed. 354 00:18:18,066 --> 00:18:19,234 You like it? 355 00:18:19,317 --> 00:18:21,319 It's the best present I've ever had! 356 00:18:21,402 --> 00:18:24,030 Is it nicer than Melania's cage? 357 00:18:24,113 --> 00:18:25,406 Not quite, 358 00:18:25,490 --> 00:18:29,118 but similar to cage of the wife before her... 359 00:18:29,202 --> 00:18:30,453 ...Stormy Daniels. 360 00:18:30,537 --> 00:18:32,247 - Ah. - Get some sleep. 361 00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:36,709 Tomorrow we will get you ready for Pence. 362 00:18:37,418 --> 00:18:38,753 Well, good night. 363 00:18:39,838 --> 00:18:41,673 [DOOR CLOSES] 364 00:18:41,756 --> 00:18:43,925 Daddy, I love you. 365 00:18:45,468 --> 00:18:46,511 Thank you. 366 00:18:46,594 --> 00:18:48,930 [♪♪♪] 367 00:18:49,013 --> 00:18:52,225 There is so little wind in here! 368 00:18:53,726 --> 00:18:57,730 Look at me! I'm flying! 369 00:18:57,814 --> 00:18:59,732 Get inside. 370 00:18:59,816 --> 00:19:02,610 Where are we going? 371 00:19:02,694 --> 00:19:07,824 I'm taking you to meet one of America's leading feminists. 372 00:19:07,907 --> 00:19:09,033 Ooh. 373 00:19:11,202 --> 00:19:13,454 Hi, I'm Macy. 374 00:19:13,538 --> 00:19:15,456 - It's nice to meet you. - Nice meet you. 375 00:19:15,540 --> 00:19:16,875 Come sit with me. 376 00:19:16,958 --> 00:19:19,294 - You are sugar baby. - I am. 377 00:19:19,377 --> 00:19:21,045 What is sugar baby? 378 00:19:21,129 --> 00:19:26,009 So, pretty much, a sugar baby is a younger girl like you and I, 379 00:19:26,092 --> 00:19:28,469 and we're dating someone who's older. 380 00:19:28,553 --> 00:19:30,847 - Yes. - And how old do you like them? 381 00:19:30,930 --> 00:19:32,307 That's the question. 382 00:19:32,390 --> 00:19:35,059 - Nearly dead. - Okay, then, you should 383 00:19:35,143 --> 00:19:36,853 get someone who just had a heart attack. 384 00:19:36,936 --> 00:19:38,730 - Yes. - Okay, high five. 385 00:19:38,813 --> 00:19:40,666 - High five. - I love that. That's what you want. 386 00:19:40,690 --> 00:19:45,153 As a woman, you never want to be a person who is aggressive. 387 00:19:45,236 --> 00:19:48,907 - You want to be more submissive. - Oh. 388 00:19:48,990 --> 00:19:53,286 We have to be kind of weak. 389 00:19:53,369 --> 00:19:54,662 But I'm strong. 390 00:19:54,746 --> 00:19:57,332 I can open a beer with my small hole. 391 00:19:58,374 --> 00:19:59,876 I can't-- I-- Look, 392 00:19:59,959 --> 00:20:02,712 we got to be appropriate and ladylike. 393 00:20:02,795 --> 00:20:04,923 - Okay. - 00:22:06,586 00:24:25,057 Could a daddy ever love a daughter 487 00:24:25,141 --> 00:24:26,726 as much as he love his sons? 488 00:24:26,809 --> 00:24:32,106 No, any father who did that would be sentenced to death. 489 00:24:32,190 --> 00:24:33,191 Uh-huh. 490 00:24:33,274 --> 00:24:36,652 - Howdy doody. - Hey, how are ya? 491 00:24:36,736 --> 00:24:38,863 I would like purchase a cake. 492 00:24:38,946 --> 00:24:41,824 - Mm-hmm. - Prodigious size, 493 00:24:41,908 --> 00:24:44,035 made of chocolate for my glorious leader, please. 494 00:24:44,118 --> 00:24:45,118 Okay. 495 00:24:45,161 --> 00:24:47,205 BORAT: Can you put, um... 496 00:24:47,288 --> 00:24:49,016 - message on it, please? - By the-- Yes, sir. 497 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:50,875 What would you like on this? 498 00:24:50,958 --> 00:24:52,043 Um... 499 00:24:52,126 --> 00:24:54,378 "Jews... 500 00:24:54,462 --> 00:24:57,423 will not replace us." 501 00:24:57,506 --> 00:24:59,675 Okay. 502 00:25:03,471 --> 00:25:06,224 And maybe smiley face underneath. 503 00:25:06,307 --> 00:25:08,309 - Okay. - To put him in a good mood. 504 00:25:10,102 --> 00:25:12,480 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 505 00:25:12,563 --> 00:25:15,233 - If we could pack that up, please. Thank you. - Yes. 506 00:25:15,316 --> 00:25:17,151 Is there anything else I can help you with? 507 00:25:17,235 --> 00:25:18,962 - This is enough. Thank you very much. - You sure? 508 00:25:18,986 --> 00:25:20,380 - Yes, that's it. - Okay, thank you. 509 00:25:20,404 --> 00:25:22,823 I want to have a cake too. 510 00:25:22,907 --> 00:25:24,617 No. Daughters are not allowed to have cake. 511 00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:26,827 Please! Please! Please! 512 00:25:26,911 --> 00:25:28,788 It is illegal to give you treat. 513 00:25:28,871 --> 00:25:30,539 - Teenagers. [CHUCKLES] - [WOMAN CHUCKLES] 514 00:25:30,623 --> 00:25:33,167 Please, give it to me, Daddy! Give it to me! 515 00:25:33,251 --> 00:25:34,877 Give it to me! Give it to me! 516 00:25:34,961 --> 00:25:37,338 - Okay, choose cake, choose cake. - WOMAN: A new one? Okay. 517 00:25:37,421 --> 00:25:40,466 [GIGGLING] 518 00:25:40,549 --> 00:25:42,301 WOMAN: You want to pick it out? 519 00:25:42,385 --> 00:25:44,262 I will regret this. 00:26:16,335 Are you ok? 535 00:26:16,419 --> 00:26:18,587 I swallowed the baby. 536 00:26:19,297 --> 00:26:20,631 Are you serious? 537 00:26:20,715 --> 00:26:21,841 I swallowed the baby. 538 00:26:21,924 --> 00:26:23,968 You're not supposed to eat the baby! 539 00:26:24,051 --> 00:26:26,220 [GRUNTING] 540 00:26:27,596 --> 00:26:28,723 Hurry, come with me! 541 00:26:28,806 --> 00:26:30,683 We must get you to a doctor! 542 00:26:30,766 --> 00:26:33,519 [♪♪♪] 543 00:26:33,602 --> 00:26:35,896 - I have a baby inside me. - MAN: Mm-hmm. 544 00:26:35,980 --> 00:26:38,316 And I want to take it out of me. 545 00:26:38,399 --> 00:26:39,567 Mm-hmm. 546 00:26:40,818 --> 00:26:42,653 Right. 547 00:26:42,737 --> 00:26:44,322 She want it out now, please. 548 00:26:44,405 --> 00:26:45,906 - Right, I... - Can you take it out? 549 00:26:45,990 --> 00:26:47,241 No, we cannot. 550 00:26:47,325 --> 00:26:49,327 - That's not what we do here. - And why not? 551 00:26:49,410 --> 00:26:51,579 - What you say, "take it out..." - Yes. 552 00:26:51,662 --> 00:26:52,913 You end that life. 553 00:26:52,997 --> 00:26:54,874 That-that life will die. 554 00:26:54,957 --> 00:26:56,393 Well, it already dead. It not living. 555 00:26:56,417 --> 00:26:58,252 No, it is living right now. It has a heart... 556 00:26:58,336 --> 00:27:00,880 - No, it this big. - It has a heartbeat right now. 557 00:27:00,963 --> 00:27:02,048 I don't think so. 558 00:27:02,131 --> 00:27:03,549 It is a living, 559 00:27:03,632 --> 00:27:06,010 breathing life that God has created. 560 00:27:06,093 --> 00:27:07,595 I don't think he's breathing. 561 00:27:07,678 --> 00:27:10,514 We can show you that it's breathing. 562 00:27:10,598 --> 00:27:12,683 - It hurt my stomach. - Mm-hmm. 563 00:27:12,767 --> 00:27:15,269 And it will hurt my asshole. 564 00:27:15,353 --> 00:27:17,396 - Mm-hmm. - BORAT: If it come out, 565 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,066 yes, because the-the arm, 566 00:27:20,149 --> 00:27:22,526 the arm like this. 567 00:27:22,610 --> 00:27:25,112 - It can tear it. - Right. 568 00:27:25,196 --> 00:27:30,326 I feel bad because I was the one who put the baby in her. 569 00:27:30,409 --> 00:27:31,911 You don't need to feel bad. 570 00:27:31,994 --> 00:27:34,663 I was just trying to give my daughter pleasure, 571 00:27:34,747 --> 00:27:37,166 and next thing I know, there is a baby inside her. 572 00:27:37,249 --> 00:27:38,501 Mm-hmm. 573 00:27:38,584 --> 00:27:41,295 - You keep calling her your daughter. - Yes. 574 00:27:41,379 --> 00:27:42,797 Okay. 575 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,508 - Is he your father? - Yes. 576 00:27:45,591 --> 00:27:46,693 - This is your daughter? - 00:28:21,669 Yes, this is why I do it here behind a dumpster, 592 00:28:21,752 --> 00:28:24,505 so no... no one can see. 593 00:28:24,588 --> 00:28:27,341 Now that you know that I am her father, 594 00:28:27,425 --> 00:28:29,385 can we take it out now, please? 595 00:28:29,468 --> 00:28:31,846 God is the one who creates life. 596 00:28:31,929 --> 00:28:34,432 And God doesn't make accidents. 597 00:28:35,933 --> 00:28:37,560 [TUTAR GRUNTING] 598 00:28:37,643 --> 00:28:40,271 - BORAT: Push! - Oh, it hurt! 599 00:28:40,354 --> 00:28:42,481 - Hurt! - 00:30:49,650 and her father, Professor Phillip Drummond III. 644 00:30:49,733 --> 00:30:52,653 Miss Drummond is attending Grand Canyon University 645 00:30:52,736 --> 00:30:55,155 where she is double majoring in cage maintenance 646 00:30:55,239 --> 00:30:58,742 and electronics with a focus on VCR repair. 647 00:31:00,703 --> 00:31:03,581 When I at the ball, is it sufficient 648 00:31:03,664 --> 00:31:07,459 to make little braggings about little missy? 649 00:31:07,543 --> 00:31:09,253 - Maybe, yes. - [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 650 00:31:09,336 --> 00:31:10,546 And you know what? 651 00:31:10,629 --> 00:31:15,092 You have to do it very, let's say... 652 00:31:15,175 --> 00:31:16,594 graciously. 653 00:31:16,677 --> 00:31:18,721 - That's your daughter? - Yeah. 654 00:31:18,804 --> 00:31:22,224 - That's what we love in the South. - Yeah. 655 00:31:22,308 --> 00:31:24,226 - Pretty girls. - Yeah. 656 00:31:24,310 --> 00:31:27,730 Okay. It's-it's... They're fun. 657 00:31:27,813 --> 00:31:31,900 How much you think my daughter is worth? 658 00:31:32,818 --> 00:31:33,986 Five hundred dollars. 659 00:31:34,069 --> 00:31:35,529 Ooh, thank you. 660 00:31:35,613 --> 00:31:38,991 - You my best friend, buddy. - [CHUCKLES] 661 00:31:40,993 --> 00:31:44,079 - It's all a... - That's fucking gross. 662 00:31:44,163 --> 00:31:47,374 My daughter have her moon blood arrive. 663 00:31:47,458 --> 00:31:50,252 Can she still go to a ball? 664 00:31:50,336 --> 00:31:51,754 - Mm-hmm. - Ah, good, so she... 665 00:31:51,837 --> 00:31:54,632 We're able to do a lot of things even though 666 00:31:54,715 --> 00:31:58,927 we have womanly things that we go through every... 667 00:31:59,011 --> 00:32:01,221 moon time you're talking about. 668 00:32:01,305 --> 00:32:03,307 [♪♪♪] 669 00:32:08,896 --> 00:32:11,649 - [MUSIC ENDS] - [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 670 00:32:11,732 --> 00:32:15,527 We'd now like to invite Sandra Jessica Parker Drummond 671 00:32:15,611 --> 00:32:20,574 and her father, Professor Phillip Drummond III, 672 00:32:20,658 --> 00:32:22,451 for our traditional father/daughter dance. 673 00:32:22,534 --> 00:32:25,287 - [APPLAUSE] - It's my moon blood. 674 00:32:25,371 --> 00:32:26,830 It started? 675 00:32:26,914 --> 00:32:29,166 Yes. 676 00:32:29,249 --> 00:32:31,251 Fantastic! 677 00:32:31,335 --> 00:32:33,212 Now we can wow them... 678 00:32:33,295 --> 00:32:36,632 with our traditional fertility dance! 679 00:32:39,593 --> 00:32:43,764 Um, can you play... [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 680 00:32:49,311 --> 00:32:51,563 [UPBEAT FOLK MUSIC PLAYING] 681 00:32:53,732 --> 00:32:55,901 [RHYTHMIC CLAPPING] 682 00:33:06,161 --> 00:33:08,706 [♪♪♪] 683 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,146 [CROWD GASPING] 684 00:33:34,606 --> 00:33:36,817 [♪♪♪] 685 00:33:49,913 --> 00:33:53,917 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪ 686 00:33:54,001 --> 00:33:55,919 - ♪ Hey! ♪ - 00:35:57,291 BORAT: Finally the time had come to deliver my daughter 710 00:35:57,374 --> 00:35:59,334 to the vice pussy-grabber. 711 00:35:59,418 --> 00:36:01,128 But how would I slip in 712 00:36:01,211 --> 00:36:04,715 to this conference of Republicans unnoticed? 713 00:36:04,798 --> 00:36:07,384 Suddenly, I had an idea. 714 00:36:07,467 --> 00:36:09,636 [♪♪♪] 715 00:36:11,013 --> 00:36:13,599 I'm Stephen Miller. Sorry I'm late. 716 00:36:26,737 --> 00:36:29,031 I needed to get Tutar to Pence, 717 00:36:29,114 --> 00:36:31,867 the only man that Trump would trust. 718 00:36:32,659 --> 00:36:35,370 But who does Pence trust? 719 00:36:35,454 --> 00:36:38,373 I knew the disguise I had to use. 720 00:36:45,255 --> 00:36:46,798 [TUTAR SPEAKING QUIETLY] 721 00:36:46,882 --> 00:36:48,342 Tutar, it's me. 722 00:36:48,425 --> 00:36:50,677 - Huh? Oh. - Hop on! We are running late. 723 00:36:50,761 --> 00:36:53,221 - [GRUNTS] - [GIGGLES] 724 00:36:53,305 --> 00:36:55,599 I know you're ready to demonstrate how much 725 00:36:55,682 --> 00:36:59,061 you appreciate everything he does for our country. 726 00:36:59,144 --> 00:37:01,730 And it's my honor to introduce to you 727 00:37:01,813 --> 00:37:03,207 the vice president of the United States, 728 00:37:03,231 --> 00:37:05,651 - Michael R. Pence. - [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 729 00:37:05,734 --> 00:37:07,903 00:37:49,236 00:38:13,969 Mike, you're fired! 752 00:38:14,052 --> 00:38:15,470 [CHANTING] CROWD: Four more years! 753 00:38:15,554 --> 00:38:18,181 Four more years! Four more years! 754 00:38:18,265 --> 00:38:19,558 Four more years! 755 00:38:19,641 --> 00:38:21,351 CROWD: Four more years! 756 00:38:21,435 --> 00:38:23,437 - A hundred more years! - CROWD: Four more years! 757 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,647 BORAT: If you release me, I'll give you my Klan robes. 758 00:38:25,731 --> 00:38:27,607 - Don't stop. Keep moving. - How about my wig? 759 00:38:27,691 --> 00:38:29,317 Don't stop. Keep moving. 760 00:38:29,401 --> 00:38:34,072 PENCE: The United States Senate cleared our president on all... 761 00:38:34,156 --> 00:38:36,324 [♪♪♪] 762 00:38:39,661 --> 00:38:42,289 BORAT: Please make faxy-meal of this. 763 00:38:42,372 --> 00:38:46,334 "Premier Nazarbayev, I have unfortunate news. 764 00:38:46,418 --> 00:38:51,381 "Michael Pence did not accept her as a gift. 765 00:38:51,465 --> 00:38:53,800 Yours, Borat." 766 00:38:53,884 --> 00:38:56,553 - And then put sad face. - "Sad face." 767 00:38:56,636 --> 00:38:59,097 MAN: Okay. 768 00:39:02,642 --> 00:39:05,771 "Return immediately to die in excruciating pain. 769 00:39:05,854 --> 00:39:09,316 "You will be tied to two cows who will face Uzbeks 770 00:39:09,399 --> 00:39:11,443 "with turnips inserted in their assholes. 771 00:39:11,526 --> 00:39:16,698 "Uzbeks will be enticed away with money and cows will follow 772 00:39:16,782 --> 00:39:19,951 to eat turnips, ripping you apart." 773 00:39:20,035 --> 00:39:22,204 [♪♪♪] 774 00:39:30,545 --> 00:39:33,006 What's the matter, Daddy? 775 00:39:33,090 --> 00:39:34,716 Nothing. 776 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,677 Will they hurt you? 777 00:39:38,678 --> 00:39:41,473 Of course not. 778 00:39:43,308 --> 00:39:46,311 Could I be a gift to this friend of Trump instead? 779 00:39:46,394 --> 00:39:48,730 No, he's in jail. 780 00:39:48,814 --> 00:39:49,689 What about this one? 781 00:39:49,773 --> 00:39:51,775 In jail too. 782 00:39:51,858 --> 00:39:52,858 Him? 783 00:39:53,568 --> 00:39:54,444 Arrested. 784 00:39:54,528 --> 00:39:55,362 Him? 785 00:39:55,445 --> 00:39:57,239 House arrest. 786 00:39:57,322 --> 00:40:01,368 What about Rudolph Giuliani? 787 00:40:01,451 --> 00:40:03,620 [♪♪♪] 788 00:40:15,298 --> 00:40:16,800 What he say? 789 00:40:16,883 --> 00:40:19,136 MAN: "If you can deliver her to Rudy, 790 00:40:19,219 --> 00:40:20,637 you will live." 791 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:22,180 [♪♪♪] 792 00:40:22,264 --> 00:40:24,224 High five! [LAUGHS] 793 00:40:24,307 --> 00:40:26,601 - You're not gonna be killed. - I love you. 794 00:40:26,685 --> 00:40:28,854 [♪♪♪] 795 00:40:35,944 --> 00:40:39,364 Donald Trump is a man with a big heart who loves people-- 796 00:40:39,447 --> 00:40:40,949 all people, 797 00:40:41,032 --> 00:40:45,203 from the top to the bottom, from the middle to the side! 798 00:40:45,287 --> 00:40:48,707 BORAT: Rudolph was McDonald's best buddy in whole world, 799 00:40:48,790 --> 00:40:53,753 and also very dignified statesman of the highest order. 800 00:40:53,837 --> 00:40:55,481 You don't know what you're talking about, idiot. 801 00:40:55,505 --> 00:40:57,924 - Shut up, moron. Shut up. - Rudy. Rudy. Okay. 802 00:40:58,008 --> 00:40:59,968 BORAT: This would not be easy. 803 00:41:00,051 --> 00:41:03,221 Luckily, I discover his preference for womens 804 00:41:03,305 --> 00:41:06,892 with ample cheese-producing capacity. 805 00:41:06,975 --> 00:41:10,103 I take my daughter to man who can help. 806 00:41:12,856 --> 00:41:14,399 After me. 807 00:41:16,026 --> 00:41:17,569 I want very much 808 00:41:17,652 --> 00:41:21,865 her to be attract to... top-level guy. 809 00:41:21,948 --> 00:41:25,869 Well, what I would suggest is that we do some simple things. 810 00:41:25,952 --> 00:41:29,623 Like a little r-refinement of the nose. 811 00:41:29,706 --> 00:41:32,000 What's wrong with my nose? 812 00:41:32,083 --> 00:41:33,960 Do I look like a Jew? 813 00:41:34,044 --> 00:41:35,837 No, ma'am. Not at all. 814 00:41:35,921 --> 00:41:37,839 - [SIGHS HEAVILY] - [LAUGHING] 815 00:41:37,923 --> 00:41:39,966 - Oh, that... - Because a Jew... 816 00:41:40,050 --> 00:41:41,968 - Yeah, she was, uh, very sad. - A Jew... 817 00:41:42,052 --> 00:41:43,678 A Jew would be like this. 818 00:41:43,762 --> 00:41:45,889 Jew nose more out, 819 00:41:45,972 --> 00:41:49,643 out a bit more, down here, 820 00:41:49,726 --> 00:41:51,561 then down a bit here, 821 00:41:51,645 --> 00:41:53,563 bump, bump, in. 822 00:41:53,647 --> 00:41:55,523 It can be that bad, yes. 823 00:41:55,607 --> 00:41:57,067 - Mm. - Then, if you like, 824 00:41:57,150 --> 00:41:59,194 what I would suggest 825 00:41:59,277 --> 00:42:01,446 is that maybe we put some breast implants. 826 00:42:01,529 --> 00:42:02,609 And what it mean, "breast"? 827 00:42:02,656 --> 00:42:04,532 - The-the breast. Titty. - Mm. 828 00:42:04,616 --> 00:42:05,533 Titty? 829 00:42:05,617 --> 00:42:06,952 - Titty. - Titty? 830 00:42:07,035 --> 00:42:07,953 Titty. 831 00:42:08,036 --> 00:42:09,120 - Titty? - Titty. 832 00:42:09,204 --> 00:42:11,623 - Titty. - Or breast. 833 00:42:11,706 --> 00:42:15,001 I want a man who wants to make a sex attack on me. 834 00:42:15,085 --> 00:42:17,212 Mm-hmm. 835 00:42:17,295 --> 00:42:19,506 I think that would be most men. 836 00:42:19,589 --> 00:42:21,841 Would you make a sex attack with me? 837 00:42:23,718 --> 00:42:25,136 Uh... 838 00:42:25,220 --> 00:42:27,055 if your father was not here. 839 00:42:27,138 --> 00:42:30,767 - Ooh. - Ah! 00:43:40,670 WOMAN: It will be tip-top. 868 00:43:40,754 --> 00:43:42,464 It'll be more than tip-top. 869 00:43:42,547 --> 00:43:45,467 - Are you able to pay this amount? Yes? - Yes, I have. 870 00:43:46,634 --> 00:43:48,136 Okay. Thank you. 871 00:43:48,219 --> 00:43:50,138 - [MONEY SHUFFLING] - WOMAN: One, two, 872 00:43:50,221 --> 00:43:52,766 three, four, five, six, seven... 873 00:43:52,849 --> 00:43:54,142 [SIGHS] Ooh. 874 00:43:54,225 --> 00:43:56,686 That's a lot of money, but worth it. 875 00:43:56,770 --> 00:43:59,939 So after you give me as a gift... 876 00:44:00,023 --> 00:44:02,567 ...you will leave me? 877 00:44:02,650 --> 00:44:03,902 Of course. 878 00:44:03,985 --> 00:44:07,655 I will go home and you will have new owner. 879 00:44:08,698 --> 00:44:11,618 So I will never see you again? 880 00:44:12,952 --> 00:44:16,623 You expected me to come live with you both? 881 00:44:18,291 --> 00:44:20,710 No... of course not. 882 00:44:20,794 --> 00:44:23,463 - [CHUCKLING] - Hmm. 883 00:44:23,546 --> 00:44:26,758 The manual would forbid it. 884 00:44:27,801 --> 00:44:29,969 [♪♪♪] 885 00:44:39,270 --> 00:44:41,481 BORAT: You have, uh, sufficient? 886 00:44:41,564 --> 00:44:44,442 Uh, no, I'm short $72. 887 00:44:44,526 --> 00:44:46,236 And if we do not get to this, 888 00:44:46,319 --> 00:44:49,489 - you cannot make the surgery anyway? - Right. 889 00:44:49,572 --> 00:44:51,991 And the surgery will start at 6:00 p.m. 890 00:44:52,075 --> 00:44:55,870 I only have 24 hours to get you $72? 891 00:44:55,954 --> 00:44:57,622 Well, yes. 892 00:44:58,665 --> 00:45:00,667 We better get to work. 893 00:45:00,750 --> 00:45:04,003 To pay for new chests, I would need employment. 894 00:45:04,087 --> 00:45:05,797 So, next day, 895 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,299 - I leave my daughter with babysitter. - [DOORBELL RINGS] 896 00:45:08,383 --> 00:45:09,843 WOMAN: Hello. 897 00:45:11,010 --> 00:45:12,303 Uh, what your name? 898 00:45:12,387 --> 00:45:14,514 - Jeanise. - Jeanise. Nice meet you. 899 00:45:14,597 --> 00:45:16,433 Nice meeting you. 900 00:45:16,516 --> 00:45:18,685 00:46:12,405 Oh, my God. Really. 922 00:46:12,489 --> 00:46:13,615 See you later. 923 00:46:13,698 --> 00:46:15,492 Don't leave me here. 924 00:46:15,575 --> 00:46:17,660 See you later at the titty doctor. 925 00:46:19,162 --> 00:46:20,914 All right. 926 00:46:20,997 --> 00:46:23,833 BORAT: The mutilations would commence in five hours. 927 00:46:23,917 --> 00:46:27,545 Luckily, I get hired for job. 928 00:46:27,629 --> 00:46:29,380 What would you like? I can, um... 929 00:46:29,464 --> 00:46:30,673 take it all off? 930 00:46:30,757 --> 00:46:32,509 Keep it where it's, you know... 931 00:46:32,592 --> 00:46:34,135 Above the ears is fine. 932 00:46:38,515 --> 00:46:40,266 - Want me shave your arms? - No. 933 00:46:40,350 --> 00:46:43,102 - No? - No. You're not gonna shave my hair off, are you? 934 00:46:43,186 --> 00:46:44,979 - No, no, no. - Okay. 935 00:46:45,063 --> 00:46:48,650 Uh, I am good, though. I have done, um... 936 00:46:50,401 --> 00:46:52,862 RANDY: But you do mostly animals, though, right? 937 00:46:52,946 --> 00:46:54,531 BORAT: Uh, no. 938 00:46:54,614 --> 00:46:58,368 Uh, this, uh, Billy Sexcrime before they remove his chram. 939 00:46:58,451 --> 00:47:00,495 I remove his pubis. I was given honor. 940 00:47:00,578 --> 00:47:02,205 Oh, that's great. 941 00:47:05,333 --> 00:47:07,377 To your satisfaction, sir? 942 00:47:10,672 --> 00:47:12,173 That's fine. 943 00:47:14,968 --> 00:47:16,678 That's fine. 944 00:47:22,767 --> 00:47:24,310 That's fine. 945 00:47:24,394 --> 00:47:27,188 What's in the book? 946 00:47:27,272 --> 00:47:29,148 This is our book. 947 00:47:29,232 --> 00:47:30,984 Can I read you a story? 948 00:47:31,067 --> 00:47:33,528 - You can't read. - I can read. 949 00:47:33,611 --> 00:47:35,738 - Are you a man? - No, I'm not a man. 950 00:47:35,822 --> 00:47:37,365 Show me your putka. 951 00:47:37,448 --> 00:47:40,994 I'm not showing you anything. But I'm a woman. 952 00:47:43,204 --> 00:47:47,709 This... is my favorite. 953 00:47:47,792 --> 00:47:50,253 "The true story of Nada..." 954 00:47:50,336 --> 00:47:52,880 - Nadia Akatov. - Okay. 955 00:47:52,964 --> 00:47:55,383 "...who once caught a terrible disease 956 00:47:55,466 --> 00:47:57,427 "called curiosity. 957 00:48:00,763 --> 00:48:03,349 "It cause her one night to 958 00:48:03,433 --> 00:48:06,728 touch her... vagine?" 959 00:48:06,811 --> 00:48:09,606 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 960 00:48:10,481 --> 00:48:13,109 "Her vagine became very angry... 961 00:48:13,192 --> 00:48:14,652 [TUTAR SIGHS] 962 00:48:14,736 --> 00:48:16,613 ...and bit her hand." 963 00:48:16,696 --> 00:48:18,740 - You okay? - Yes. 964 00:48:18,823 --> 00:48:20,241 - It's just a story? - Yes. 965 00:48:20,325 --> 00:48:22,285 - You want me to... - But it's a true story. 966 00:48:22,368 --> 00:48:24,537 - It's a true story? - Yes. 967 00:48:24,621 --> 00:48:28,750 JEANISE: "Then suck all of her insides... 968 00:48:30,293 --> 00:48:33,212 ...where she remains to this day." 969 00:48:33,296 --> 00:48:34,589 TUTAR: Yes. 970 00:48:34,672 --> 00:48:36,841 This is not a true story. 971 00:48:36,924 --> 00:48:39,260 - Okay? - It is a true story. 972 00:48:39,344 --> 00:48:40,928 No, no, it's not a true story. 973 00:48:41,012 --> 00:48:43,640 Your vagine cannot bite. 974 00:48:43,723 --> 00:48:46,893 It cannot suck your arms to a ball. 975 00:48:46,976 --> 00:48:48,353 It can't do that. 976 00:48:48,436 --> 00:48:50,146 But my tatti told me that. 977 00:48:50,229 --> 00:48:52,190 - Okay. - He tell me the truth. 978 00:48:52,273 --> 00:48:54,484 I mean, I understand what you're saying, 979 00:48:54,567 --> 00:48:57,236 - that your daddy told you that. - Yes. 980 00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:58,863 But that's not the real world. 981 00:48:58,946 --> 00:49:01,616 - Are you touch your vagine? - Who, me? 982 00:49:01,699 --> 00:49:03,701 - Yes. - Have I ever touched it? 983 00:49:03,785 --> 00:49:05,161 - Yes. - Yes. 984 00:49:05,244 --> 00:49:07,163 - No. - Yes. 985 00:49:07,246 --> 00:49:09,707 - You can't touch your... - And I-- Yes, and I'm here. 986 00:49:09,791 --> 00:49:12,710 Didn't n-nothing ate me up. 987 00:49:12,794 --> 00:49:14,295 See, I'm here. 988 00:49:14,379 --> 00:49:15,880 You ready? 989 00:49:15,963 --> 00:49:17,256 [♪♪♪] 990 00:49:17,340 --> 00:49:18,549 TUTAR: What are you doing? 991 00:49:18,633 --> 00:49:20,051 JEANISE: We're driving. 992 00:49:20,134 --> 00:49:21,302 Women can drive. 993 00:49:21,386 --> 00:49:23,137 - [CRYING] - Don't cry. 994 00:49:23,221 --> 00:49:25,139 Don't cry. Don't cry. 995 00:49:25,223 --> 00:49:26,641 - It's okay. - You can't drive! 996 00:49:26,724 --> 00:49:27,975 You can't drive! 997 00:49:28,059 --> 00:49:29,286 - I can drive. I can. - You can't drive! 998 00:49:29,310 --> 00:49:30,829 - It's impossible woman to drive! - No, no. 999 00:49:30,853 --> 00:49:32,230 - This is... - No, no, no! 1000 00:49:32,313 --> 00:49:34,565 - You are a man dressed like a woman. - No. No. 1001 00:49:34,649 --> 00:49:36,150 TUTAR: Help me! 1002 00:49:36,234 --> 00:49:38,486 It's a woman driving the car! 1003 00:49:38,569 --> 00:49:41,030 [♪♪♪] 1004 00:49:41,114 --> 00:49:42,323 May I? 1005 00:49:46,369 --> 00:49:47,537 Thank you. 1006 00:49:50,039 --> 00:49:53,042 BORAT: Great success! I had the money. 1007 00:49:53,126 --> 00:49:58,339 It was time for the surgeon to insert Tutar's potatoes. 1008 00:50:01,134 --> 00:50:03,177 JEANISE: Did you have a good time? 1009 00:50:03,261 --> 00:50:06,139 - Yes. - I'm glad. 1010 00:50:06,222 --> 00:50:08,224 What you finna do? 1011 00:50:08,307 --> 00:50:10,101 I will get the surgery so my daddy 1012 00:50:10,184 --> 00:50:14,856 can give me as a present for this American man. 1013 00:50:14,939 --> 00:50:16,733 What kind of surgery? 1014 00:50:16,816 --> 00:50:21,070 I will have the biggest titties in the whole world. 1015 00:50:21,154 --> 00:50:24,699 Okay, so you're getting plastic surgery at 15. 1016 00:50:24,782 --> 00:50:26,284 Yes. 1017 00:50:26,367 --> 00:50:28,661 - When you getting that done? - Now. 1018 00:50:28,745 --> 00:50:30,788 - Now? - Yes. 1019 00:50:30,872 --> 00:50:33,875 Well, do you want that? 1020 00:50:35,168 --> 00:50:36,753 Seriously. 1021 00:50:38,296 --> 00:50:40,757 No, you don't, 'cause you would've said yes. 1022 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:42,008 I excite. 1023 00:50:42,091 --> 00:50:44,427 You excite, but that's not what you want. 1024 00:50:44,510 --> 00:50:47,180 Okay, I don't think you need to do that. 1025 00:50:47,263 --> 00:50:50,099 'Cause you're pretty and you're young. 1026 00:50:50,183 --> 00:50:55,021 And any man should like you as you are. 1027 00:50:55,104 --> 00:50:59,025 You shouldn't want to be anybody else but yourself. 1028 00:50:59,108 --> 00:51:01,611 But if I have enormous titties, 1029 00:51:01,694 --> 00:51:04,322 I don't have to learn how to swim. 1030 00:51:04,405 --> 00:51:07,158 Your-your titties will not keep you from drowning. 1031 00:51:07,241 --> 00:51:09,786 You will still have to learn how to swim. 1032 00:51:09,869 --> 00:51:11,704 They will protect me. 1033 00:51:11,788 --> 00:51:15,124 How will they protect you? They titties. 1034 00:51:15,208 --> 00:51:18,252 Titties are not gonna keep you out the water. 1035 00:51:18,336 --> 00:51:22,048 You are pretty. You're a pretty-- 1036 00:51:22,131 --> 00:51:23,591 Girl, look at yourself. 1037 00:51:23,674 --> 00:51:25,635 Look. Look. 1038 00:51:25,718 --> 00:51:28,721 You see yourself? 1039 00:51:28,805 --> 00:51:30,556 Huh? 1040 00:51:31,474 --> 00:51:32,391 00:52:45,798 [♪♪♪] 1064 00:52:56,058 --> 00:52:57,578 - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] - [WOMAN COUGHS] 1065 00:52:57,643 --> 00:52:59,663 - WOMAN: Adam Schiff. - WOMAN: Oh, my God. He's so... 1066 00:52:59,687 --> 00:53:01,022 WOMAN: What a loser. 1067 00:53:01,105 --> 00:53:03,357 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1068 00:53:05,526 --> 00:53:06,944 00:54:15,471 We-We've seen a dramatic drop 1084 00:54:15,554 --> 00:54:18,057 in having children produced within wedlock. 1085 00:54:18,140 --> 00:54:21,560 It's a huge problem in our society. 1086 00:54:21,644 --> 00:54:24,105 And I think part of that is the decline of Christianity 1087 00:54:24,188 --> 00:54:25,898 in-in the United States. 1088 00:54:25,982 --> 00:54:27,441 - Can I say something? - Uh... 1089 00:54:27,525 --> 00:54:28,651 - Yes. - I want-- Yes. 1090 00:54:28,734 --> 00:54:30,611 - I want you to speak now. - [PANTING] 1091 00:54:30,695 --> 00:54:33,364 I'd love for you to speak now. 1092 00:54:33,447 --> 00:54:35,449 - This important. - Yes. 1093 00:54:35,533 --> 00:54:37,660 - 00:55:09,483 No teeth. 1105 00:55:09,567 --> 00:55:10,735 - Oh. - No teeth. 1106 00:55:10,818 --> 00:55:12,903 TUTAR: It's so nice, so warm. 1107 00:55:12,987 --> 00:55:14,613 I will show you. 1108 00:55:14,697 --> 00:55:17,491 You move this way, circle four time. 1109 00:55:17,575 --> 00:55:20,953 Then you move up and down, and if it's not working, 1110 00:55:21,037 --> 00:55:23,664 you can use this part of your hand. 1111 00:55:23,748 --> 00:55:28,252 And then you will feel something like an explosion, 1112 00:55:28,335 --> 00:55:29,587 and then you will finish. 1113 00:55:29,670 --> 00:55:31,380 Come on. 1114 00:55:31,464 --> 00:55:33,758 Take your panties off, everyone, please. 1115 00:55:33,841 --> 00:55:35,926 Do you touch your vagine? 1116 00:55:36,010 --> 00:55:40,473 Uh, it's something we don't talk about in p-public. 1117 00:55:40,556 --> 00:55:42,224 Because of the Nadia Akatov story? 1118 00:55:42,308 --> 00:55:45,019 No, no, no, no. 1119 00:55:45,102 --> 00:55:48,647 If that is a lie, what other lies my daddy tell me? 1120 00:55:48,731 --> 00:55:51,275 So come with me. 1121 00:55:51,358 --> 00:55:54,195 Come with me. Let's run away from our daddies. 1122 00:55:54,278 --> 00:55:56,822 Let's go and put our hands together 1123 00:55:56,906 --> 00:55:58,824 and touch our vagines. 1124 00:55:58,908 --> 00:56:02,453 And we're so glad you're here. Thank you. 1125 00:56:04,038 --> 00:56:05,956 [APPLAUSE] 1126 00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:08,292 WOMAN: Someone call her an Uber. 1127 00:56:09,085 --> 00:56:11,295 [♪♪♪] 1128 00:56:29,939 --> 00:56:31,440 Tutar! 1129 00:56:33,526 --> 00:56:36,153 Tutar. Tutar. 1130 00:56:37,446 --> 00:56:39,990 You went to the wrong address! 1131 00:56:40,074 --> 00:56:41,909 It's over there. 1132 00:56:41,992 --> 00:56:43,369 - I did not. - Come on. 1133 00:56:43,452 --> 00:56:44,912 It's titty time. 1134 00:56:44,995 --> 00:56:47,039 - No, I'm not doing it. - Why not? 1135 00:56:47,123 --> 00:56:49,667 Because I'm beautiful as I am, 1136 00:56:49,750 --> 00:56:51,794 and I don't need to be given as a gift to a man 1137 00:56:51,877 --> 00:56:52,962 to be worth something. 1138 00:56:53,045 --> 00:56:54,797 Yes, you do. It says so in the book. 1139 00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:57,341 The Nadia Akatov story is a lie. 1140 00:56:57,424 --> 00:56:59,093 - Not a lie. It true. - It is a lie. 1141 00:56:59,176 --> 00:57:01,595 - I did it. - What? 1142 00:57:01,679 --> 00:57:04,306 How did you escape? Out of your asshole? 1143 00:57:04,390 --> 00:57:07,685 No. And the rest of the book is also a lie. 1144 00:57:07,768 --> 00:57:10,896 Look there. It's a woman driving a car. 1145 00:57:10,980 --> 00:57:13,732 BORAT: That is not a woman. That is Dog the Bounty Hunter. 1146 00:57:13,816 --> 00:57:15,276 [SIGHS] 1147 00:57:15,359 --> 00:57:18,320 This manual is full of lies. 1148 00:57:18,404 --> 00:57:21,490 I found a new book which only tells the truth. 1149 00:57:21,574 --> 00:57:24,326 It's called Facebook. 1150 00:57:24,410 --> 00:57:26,745 I learn so many facts there. 1151 00:57:26,829 --> 00:57:29,456 Like our nation's proudest moment, 1152 00:57:29,540 --> 00:57:32,001 the Holocaust, never happened. 1153 00:57:32,084 --> 00:57:34,128 - How dare you say that? - Look. 1154 00:57:37,298 --> 00:57:38,757 [QUIETLY] No. 1155 00:57:38,841 --> 00:57:40,092 01:01:55,305 Thank you for giving me... 1255 01:01:55,389 --> 01:01:57,349 - Hope. - ...faith and hope again. 1256 01:01:57,433 --> 01:02:00,477 Let's make l-love instead of war. 1257 01:02:00,561 --> 01:02:03,397 Hold on. One step at a time, Judith. 1258 01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:06,066 BORAT: The Holocaust happen! 1259 01:02:06,150 --> 01:02:08,360 My culture was right! 1260 01:02:08,444 --> 01:02:10,904 I had to find my daughter immediate 1261 01:02:10,988 --> 01:02:13,574 and deliver her to Giuliani. 1262 01:02:14,616 --> 01:02:16,243 I search in nearby village. 1263 01:02:16,326 --> 01:02:17,494 Amount! 1264 01:02:17,578 --> 01:02:19,746 But for some reason, 1265 01:02:19,830 --> 01:02:23,041 - the streets were completely empty. - Amount! 1266 01:02:23,125 --> 01:02:24,585 Amount! 1267 01:02:24,668 --> 01:02:27,087 Stop hiding! 1268 01:02:28,672 --> 01:02:29,965 01:04:58,030 ♪ Stuck in the middle with you... ♪ 1323 01:04:58,113 --> 01:05:00,490 - JERRY: Oh... - JIM: Oh, wait a minute. 1324 01:05:00,574 --> 01:05:02,176 - I don't think that's a flashlight. - BORAT: What is it? 1325 01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:03,803 - JERRY: I didn't get the... - BORAT: I said "flashlight." 1326 01:05:03,827 --> 01:05:06,496 This is "Flesh." It's called a Fleshlight. 1327 01:05:07,539 --> 01:05:09,458 ♪ Stuck in the middle with you ♪ 1328 01:05:09,541 --> 01:05:11,793 - [POT BANGING] - ♪ Here I am ♪ 1329 01:05:11,877 --> 01:05:13,253 ♪ Stuck in the middle with you... ♪ 1330 01:05:13,337 --> 01:05:14,546 You got it. We're done. 1331 01:05:14,630 --> 01:05:16,965 JERRY: The Democrats, 1332 01:05:17,049 --> 01:05:19,676 they want to hurt and destroy this country. 1333 01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:20,886 They are like demons. 1334 01:05:20,969 --> 01:05:22,137 - Yes. - Yes. 1335 01:05:22,220 --> 01:05:25,098 We can't do to them what we would like to do 1336 01:05:25,182 --> 01:05:28,518 because they-they unfortunately, they have the same rights we do. 1337 01:05:28,602 --> 01:05:32,105 They should have a bit less rights than you. 1338 01:05:32,189 --> 01:05:34,149 - Mm... High five. - They-they should. 1339 01:05:34,232 --> 01:05:36,818 BORAT: Even though the hoax virus lockdown 1340 01:05:36,902 --> 01:05:39,696 was stopping me from finding Tutar, 1341 01:05:39,780 --> 01:05:43,283 Jim and Jerry found ways to cheer me up. 1342 01:05:43,367 --> 01:05:44,510 JIM: I wrote a song for you last night 1343 01:05:44,534 --> 01:05:46,244 so you can play for us. 1344 01:05:46,328 --> 01:05:49,039 It's called "The Chinese Virus Song." 1345 01:05:49,122 --> 01:05:52,250 ♪ Obama was a traitor... ♪ 1346 01:05:52,334 --> 01:05:54,503 - "America, he did hate her." - JERRY: Yeah. 1347 01:05:54,586 --> 01:05:57,130 ♪ America, he hate her ♪ 1348 01:05:57,214 --> 01:05:58,483 - There you go. - Yeah, that's good. 1349 01:05:58,507 --> 01:05:59,675 That's good. I like that. 1350 01:05:59,758 --> 01:06:01,885 - That's good. - Say, "You can put him in jail." 1351 01:06:01,968 --> 01:06:04,388 ♪ You must put him in jail. ♪ 1352 01:06:04,471 --> 01:06:06,682 - JIM: Yep. - Is he in jail? 1353 01:06:06,765 --> 01:06:08,809 No, but I hope so soon. 1354 01:06:08,892 --> 01:06:11,770 BORAT: But I still had not found Tutar. 1355 01:06:11,853 --> 01:06:14,731 And although my buddies were highly knowledgeables, 1356 01:06:14,815 --> 01:06:18,318 they didn't know anything about womens. 1357 01:06:18,402 --> 01:06:19,653 The women here have rights. 1358 01:06:19,736 --> 01:06:21,279 JIM: Yeah. 1375 01:07:04,740 --> 01:07:08,201 You were looking at this and thinking, "What?" 1376 01:07:08,285 --> 01:07:10,120 - Yeah. - It's a lie. 1377 01:07:10,203 --> 01:07:13,081 That's-- It's a conspiracy theory. 1378 01:07:13,165 --> 01:07:16,877 BORAT: I was scared that I would never find Tutar. 1379 01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:19,546 But then something amazings happened while I was looking 1380 01:07:19,629 --> 01:07:22,507 for QAnon stories with my buddies. 1381 01:07:22,591 --> 01:07:25,177 - Does this... - Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1382 01:07:25,260 --> 01:07:26,678 - JIM: Mm-hmm? - Wait, wait, wait. 1383 01:07:26,762 --> 01:07:28,680 This look like Tutar. 1384 01:07:28,764 --> 01:07:32,225 Her hair different, but this her, this Tutar. 1385 01:07:32,309 --> 01:07:34,311 Where are your pictures? 1386 01:07:34,394 --> 01:07:38,023 Can I see your pictures of her, please? 1387 01:07:38,106 --> 01:07:40,817 Okay, just a minute. You know what? 1388 01:07:40,901 --> 01:07:42,611 I'll be goddamned if it isn't her. 1389 01:07:42,694 --> 01:07:43,862 JERRY: It does look like it. 1390 01:07:43,945 --> 01:07:46,823 Screw me in the anoos, this her. 1391 01:07:46,907 --> 01:07:48,450 Join me again on Saturday. 1392 01:07:48,533 --> 01:07:50,952 I will be reporting live from the state's 1393 01:07:51,036 --> 01:07:53,079 biggest anti-lockdown protest. 1394 01:07:53,163 --> 01:07:55,123 I got to get a pen that fucking works here. 1395 01:07:55,207 --> 01:07:58,251 - "March..." - JERRY: "For Our Rights." 1396 01:07:58,335 --> 01:08:00,587 JIM: "...For Our Rights Rally." 1397 01:08:00,670 --> 01:08:03,715 - Saturday, June 27. - That's tomorrow. 1398 01:08:03,799 --> 01:08:05,067 - What? It's tomorrow? - It's tomorrow. 1399 01:08:05,091 --> 01:08:06,384 Please, please, can we go? 1400 01:08:06,468 --> 01:08:07,487 - Buddy, buddy, can we go? - Listen, listen, listen. 1401 01:08:07,511 --> 01:08:08,804 Buddy, buddy, buddy. Please. 1402 01:08:08,887 --> 01:08:11,556 Can we go out of lockdown and find her? 1403 01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:12,891 I would think so. 1404 01:08:12,974 --> 01:08:14,994 - But if she see me... - I know, that's what I just said. 1405 01:08:15,018 --> 01:08:17,854 ...then she will run the moment she see my face. 1406 01:08:17,938 --> 01:08:20,065 Okay, you have to change your appearance. 1407 01:08:20,148 --> 01:08:21,667 Do something different with your hair... 1408 01:08:21,691 --> 01:08:23,443 - Yes. - ...wear different clothes. 1409 01:08:23,527 --> 01:08:27,364 If I am disguise, what is the one thing 1410 01:08:27,447 --> 01:08:31,409 that is irresistible to all teenage girls? 1411 01:08:31,493 --> 01:08:33,286 Rock stars. 1412 01:08:33,370 --> 01:08:35,247 - What is it? - JERRY: What? 1413 01:08:35,330 --> 01:08:36,998 Onions. 1414 01:08:37,082 --> 01:08:39,501 - Onions? - Onions. 1415 01:08:39,584 --> 01:08:40,836 We have onions. 1416 01:08:40,919 --> 01:08:42,587 - We have onions?! - Yes. 1417 01:08:42,671 --> 01:08:45,090 - You have onions in this house?! - Yes. 1418 01:08:45,173 --> 01:08:46,758 - I believe we do. - Yes! 1419 01:08:46,842 --> 01:08:50,095 Thank you, buddy! I love you! You are my best friend! 1420 01:08:50,178 --> 01:08:52,138 - Okay. - Fuck the social distance. 1421 01:08:52,222 --> 01:08:54,766 [♪♪♪] 1422 01:08:54,850 --> 01:08:56,285 We got to get up and fight for this beautiful country, 1423 01:08:56,309 --> 01:08:58,478 - the United States of America. - SPEAKER: Now you're talking! 1433 01:09:20,125 --> 01:09:24,546 I going to head up to the stage to see where she is. 1434 01:09:24,629 --> 01:09:26,065 SPEAKER: We got to get up and fight, guys. 1435 01:09:26,089 --> 01:09:28,008 God bless each and every single one of you. 1436 01:09:28,091 --> 01:09:30,302 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1437 01:09:31,678 --> 01:09:34,556 EMCEE: All right, we got some great music coming up. 1438 01:09:34,639 --> 01:09:37,475 - Y'all ready? - 01:10:16,431 Do you know, um... 1451 01:10:16,514 --> 01:10:18,767 - B-A-A... [HUMMING] - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1452 01:10:18,850 --> 01:10:19,893 Right. 1453 01:10:20,977 --> 01:10:23,021 BORAT: Okay? B-A-A-D-E. 1454 01:10:23,104 --> 01:10:25,357 [AMERICAN ACCENT] Uh... 1455 01:10:25,440 --> 01:10:29,527 I wrote this song with my two best buddies. 1456 01:10:29,611 --> 01:10:31,696 [BAND PLAYING COUNTRY MUSIC] 1457 01:10:31,780 --> 01:10:32,906 Yeah, very nice. 1458 01:10:36,993 --> 01:10:39,537 ♪ Obama was a traitor ♪ 1459 01:10:39,621 --> 01:10:42,332 ♪ America, he hate her ♪ 1460 01:10:42,415 --> 01:10:45,585 ♪ He belong inside the jails ♪ 1461 01:10:45,669 --> 01:10:47,420 [CHEERING, LAUGHTER] 1462 01:10:47,504 --> 01:10:50,632 ♪ I ain't lying, it ain't no jokes ♪ 1463 01:10:50,715 --> 01:10:53,218 ♪ Corona is a liberal hoax ♪ 1464 01:10:53,301 --> 01:10:56,513 ♪ Corona is a liberal hoax ♪ 1465 01:10:56,596 --> 01:10:59,182 - [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] - Yes. 1466 01:10:59,265 --> 01:11:01,393 ♪ Obama, what we gonna do? ♪ 1467 01:11:01,476 --> 01:11:04,229 ♪ Inject him with the Wuhan flu ♪ 1468 01:11:04,312 --> 01:11:07,524 ♪ Inject him with the Wuhan flu ♪ 1469 01:11:07,607 --> 01:11:09,693 - Let hear it. - [CHEERING] 1470 01:11:09,776 --> 01:11:12,737 ♪ Dr. Fauci, what we gonna do? ♪ 1471 01:11:12,821 --> 01:11:15,615 ♪ Inject him with the Wuhan flu ♪ 1472 01:11:15,699 --> 01:11:19,035 ♪ Inject him with the Wuhan flu ♪ 1473 01:11:22,747 --> 01:11:24,249 Over there. She's over there. 1474 01:11:24,332 --> 01:11:27,961 ♪ She's over there, to the right ♪ 1475 01:11:28,044 --> 01:11:30,463 Yes. 1476 01:11:30,547 --> 01:11:33,216 Okay, journalists. 1477 01:11:33,299 --> 01:11:35,260 Are we gonna inject them with the Wuhan flu 1478 01:11:35,343 --> 01:11:37,345 or chop 'em up like the Saudis do? 1479 01:11:37,429 --> 01:11:38,680 Okay, let's hear it. 1480 01:11:38,763 --> 01:11:40,408 Who wants to inject them with the Wuhan flu? 1481 01:11:40,432 --> 01:11:42,392 [SCATTERED CHEERS] 1482 01:11:42,475 --> 01:11:44,477 Who wants to chop 'em up like the Saudis do? 1483 01:11:44,561 --> 01:11:46,896 01:12:35,153 - [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] - Yeah! 1503 01:12:35,236 --> 01:12:37,614 Let's hear it for "gas them up like the Germans." 1504 01:12:37,697 --> 01:12:41,534 - 01:12:45,080 I will not talk with him. 1506 01:12:45,163 --> 01:12:47,540 But tell him that I will do it. 1507 01:12:49,459 --> 01:12:52,295 Your father wanted you to have the book back. 1508 01:12:54,214 --> 01:12:56,883 [♪♪♪] 1509 01:12:56,966 --> 01:12:59,552 Thank you very much. My name Country Steve. 1510 01:13:01,012 --> 01:13:06,142 Tutar was going to give herself to Rudolph Giuliani. 1511 01:13:06,226 --> 01:13:09,813 I had restored greatness to Kazakhstan. 1512 01:13:09,896 --> 01:13:13,942 TUTAR: Hello. My name is Grace Sagdiyev from Patriot's Report. 1513 01:13:14,025 --> 01:13:17,028 I would love to interview your boss Rudy Giuliani. 1514 01:13:20,782 --> 01:13:25,203 BORAT: It was time to return to Kazakhstan as a hero. 1515 01:13:25,286 --> 01:13:28,039 Finally, I would get my life back. 1516 01:13:33,378 --> 01:13:35,588 Yet something was missings. 1517 01:13:35,672 --> 01:13:39,342 Something precious that I could never replace. 1518 01:13:40,677 --> 01:13:41,803 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1519 01:13:45,682 --> 01:13:46,933 Hello. 1520 01:13:47,016 --> 01:13:50,395 I, uh, want my daughter ball and chain, please. 1521 01:13:50,478 --> 01:13:52,397 Okay, well, can you step back? 1522 01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:54,482 'Cause you're too close to me. 1523 01:13:54,566 --> 01:13:55,775 Did you take the test? 1524 01:13:55,859 --> 01:13:58,820 To see if I, uh, had the syphilis? 1525 01:13:58,903 --> 01:14:01,281 - Not syphilis. - Ah, yes. 1526 01:14:01,364 --> 01:14:03,491 I had it 15 times. 1527 01:14:03,575 --> 01:14:05,201 Not-- That's not good. 1528 01:14:05,285 --> 01:14:07,245 Okay, just stop right there. 1529 01:14:07,328 --> 01:14:09,247 - What? - You have to stop right there. 1530 01:14:09,330 --> 01:14:12,750 - Stop here? Why? - 'Cause we can talk better that way. 1531 01:14:12,834 --> 01:14:15,003 Can I have my ball and chain, please? 1532 01:14:15,086 --> 01:14:18,339 - Are you finna put it back on her? - No, of course not. 1533 01:14:18,423 --> 01:14:20,967 She, uh, luckily came to her senses, 1534 01:14:21,050 --> 01:14:26,514 and she is, uh, about to gift herself to a new owner. 1535 01:14:26,598 --> 01:14:29,100 She will be the happiest woman in the world, uh, 1536 01:14:29,184 --> 01:14:31,436 just like, uh, Melania. 1537 01:14:31,519 --> 01:14:32,896 Can I have my... 1538 01:14:32,979 --> 01:14:35,064 Yes, I'm finna get your ball and chain 1539 01:14:35,148 --> 01:14:36,983 - for you. - Thank you. 1540 01:14:37,066 --> 01:14:38,359 You're welcome. 1541 01:14:42,530 --> 01:14:44,991 Yes, that's my girl's. 1542 01:14:45,074 --> 01:14:46,242 Here you go. 1543 01:14:47,493 --> 01:14:49,662 - What is it? - That's hers. 1544 01:14:49,746 --> 01:14:52,457 One more thing that she left. 1545 01:14:53,291 --> 01:14:55,501 [♪♪♪] 1546 01:14:58,254 --> 01:15:01,049 I have a pain in my, uh, titties. 1547 01:15:01,132 --> 01:15:05,261 Maybe because you're giving away your baby. 1548 01:15:05,345 --> 01:15:06,971 Why would that make my chest hurt? 1549 01:15:07,055 --> 01:15:08,973 - It should. - Why? 1550 01:15:09,057 --> 01:15:14,312 You're giving a little girl to a old man. 1551 01:15:17,232 --> 01:15:19,901 That should make your chest hurt. 1552 01:15:19,984 --> 01:15:22,111 It should make your heart hurt. 1553 01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:26,407 01:17:51,469 [♪♪♪] 1594 01:18:05,149 --> 01:18:06,859 - Where are you going? - BORAT: Upstairs. 1595 01:18:06,943 --> 01:18:08,486 No, you are not going up there. 1596 01:18:08,569 --> 01:18:10,672 But I must defend my daughter's vagine from America's mayor. 1597 01:18:10,696 --> 01:18:12,073 Let me see your I.D.!! 1598 01:18:12,156 --> 01:18:14,659 So, please take this. 1599 01:18:14,742 --> 01:18:18,579 It used to belong to my father, but I think you should keep it. 1600 01:18:18,663 --> 01:18:19,956 It-- Whoa. My God. 1601 01:18:20,039 --> 01:18:21,833 That's wonderful that you gave this to me. 1602 01:18:21,916 --> 01:18:24,001 So, uh... 1603 01:18:26,504 --> 01:18:27,713 Well, thank you, my dear. 1604 01:18:27,797 --> 01:18:30,383 Get out or I'm calling the police! 1605 01:18:30,466 --> 01:18:31,843 BORAT: Time running out. 1606 01:18:31,926 --> 01:18:34,846 Please. His old chram will soon be turgid. 1607 01:18:37,390 --> 01:18:39,267 A little bit about China. 1608 01:18:39,350 --> 01:18:41,227 As an expert of national security, 1609 01:18:41,310 --> 01:18:43,563 what do you think we can do going forward 1610 01:18:43,646 --> 01:18:45,314 to prevent this for happening again? 1611 01:18:45,398 --> 01:18:51,112 W-Well, China manufactured the virus and let it out. 1612 01:18:51,195 --> 01:18:54,365 And they deliberately spread it all around the world. 1613 01:18:54,449 --> 01:18:56,951 - I don't think anybody was eating bats. - Yeah. 1614 01:18:57,034 --> 01:18:59,203 - Did you ever have a bat? - Oh, no. 1615 01:18:59,287 --> 01:19:01,456 - 01:19:57,053 Never been in front of the camera. 1637 01:19:57,136 --> 01:19:58,572 I've always been behind of the camera, 1638 01:19:58,596 --> 01:19:59,931 but today, something with this... 1639 01:20:00,014 --> 01:20:01,492 Uh, I think you're gonna look pretty good. 1640 01:20:01,516 --> 01:20:03,100 - [CHUCKLES] - [CHUCKLING] We will see. 1641 01:20:03,184 --> 01:20:04,727 Yeah, you're gonna look pretty good. 1642 01:20:04,810 --> 01:20:06,646 - But it's because of you. - Well, thank you. 1643 01:20:06,729 --> 01:20:09,690 I really feel like Melania right now. 1644 01:20:09,774 --> 01:20:11,609 Well, you're doing very well. 1645 01:20:11,692 --> 01:20:13,170 So I think you're gonna look pretty... 1646 01:20:13,194 --> 01:20:14,237 Sorry to interrupt, Mayor. 1647 01:20:14,320 --> 01:20:17,240 Um, sound problem. 1648 01:20:17,323 --> 01:20:18,783 I think we cancel interview. 1649 01:20:18,866 --> 01:20:20,409 Mm-hmm? 1650 01:20:20,493 --> 01:20:22,578 - Uh, I don't think we need, uh... because... - Yeah. 1651 01:20:22,662 --> 01:20:24,473 - I-I already checked... - I'll just check your mic. 1652 01:20:24,497 --> 01:20:26,165 GIULIANI: Okay. 1653 01:20:26,249 --> 01:20:27,889 - Is that better? - Yeah, that's b-better. 1654 01:20:27,917 --> 01:20:30,628 Let me just listen in for a minute. 1655 01:20:30,711 --> 01:20:32,046 Yeah. 1656 01:20:32,129 --> 01:20:34,131 Is she asking too many questions? 1657 01:20:34,215 --> 01:20:36,509 No, she's doing great. 1658 01:20:36,592 --> 01:20:38,803 She'd make a very nagging wife. 1659 01:20:39,845 --> 01:20:41,180 No! 1660 01:20:41,264 --> 01:20:43,849 If I were you, I would stick to marrying your cousins. 1661 01:20:43,933 --> 01:20:45,726 Let me check the sound. 1662 01:20:45,810 --> 01:20:46,811 Can I check the sound? 1663 01:20:47,979 --> 01:20:49,647 Sure. 1664 01:20:50,481 --> 01:20:52,316 Mr. Mayor, c-can you say something? 1665 01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:53,734 Can you say something? 1666 01:20:53,818 --> 01:20:56,112 - Yes, I'm fine. - Yeah, the sound is perfect. 1667 01:20:56,195 --> 01:20:58,340 - It's probably better if I stay and... - Please, please l-leave. 1668 01:20:58,364 --> 01:21:00,204 No, no, please. If I need you, I will call you. 1669 01:21:00,283 --> 01:21:02,910 - You sure? - You will be in the lobby, right? 1670 01:21:02,994 --> 01:21:04,745 [WHISPERING] Don't do it. 1671 01:21:04,829 --> 01:21:06,706 What? That's what you want. 1672 01:21:06,789 --> 01:21:08,374 But it's not what you want. 1673 01:21:08,457 --> 01:21:11,252 But I also don't want you to die. 1674 01:21:11,335 --> 01:21:12,920 Now go! Go. 1675 01:21:13,004 --> 01:21:15,923 - What if I take your place and he makes sexy time with me? - No. 1676 01:21:16,007 --> 01:21:17,258 Leave. 1677 01:21:17,341 --> 01:21:19,510 [♪♪♪] 1678 01:21:19,594 --> 01:21:21,679 [SIGHS] 1679 01:21:21,762 --> 01:21:23,699 - I'm so sorry. That's horrible. - Just relax. Sit down. 1680 01:21:23,723 --> 01:21:25,766 Sit, sit, sit, sit. Okay. 1681 01:21:25,850 --> 01:21:27,226 I'm so sorry for that. 1682 01:21:27,310 --> 01:21:28,644 Really, I apologize. 1683 01:21:28,728 --> 01:21:30,855 Apology accepted. No problem. 1684 01:21:30,938 --> 01:21:32,231 - [CHUCKLES] Okay. - Okay? 1685 01:21:32,315 --> 01:21:35,901 Yeah. Uh, thank you again for giving me this time. 1686 01:21:35,985 --> 01:21:37,820 Shall we have a drink in the bedroom? 1687 01:21:38,946 --> 01:21:40,281 [GIULIANI SIGHS] 1688 01:21:40,364 --> 01:21:41,907 - Come here. Come here. - TUTAR: What? 1689 01:21:41,991 --> 01:21:43,451 Hold up. 1690 01:21:43,534 --> 01:21:46,162 - There you go, my dear. - Okay. 1691 01:21:46,245 --> 01:21:48,456 Yeah, you're-you're good. 1692 01:21:48,539 --> 01:21:51,667 You can give me your phone number and your address. 1693 01:21:55,546 --> 01:21:58,382 - Should we slip your jacket? - Okay. 1694 01:22:05,097 --> 01:22:06,557 BORAT: Put down your chram! 1695 01:22:06,641 --> 01:22:07,641 01:22:24,825 - [TUTAR SHOUTING] - BORAT: No, I better! 1706 01:22:24,909 --> 01:22:26,386 TUTAR: I can... I would love to marry you. 1707 01:22:26,410 --> 01:22:27,745 BORAT: I was in prison many years, 1708 01:22:27,828 --> 01:22:29,372 so I have techniques with my mouth. 1709 01:22:29,455 --> 01:22:31,290 Hello? What's going on here? Look at this guy. 1710 01:22:31,374 --> 01:22:32,667 I forbid this union. 1711 01:22:32,750 --> 01:22:34,919 Rudy, Trump will be disappoint. 1712 01:22:35,002 --> 01:22:37,880 You are leaving hotel without golden shower. 1713 01:22:37,963 --> 01:22:40,174 [♪♪♪] 1714 01:22:41,592 --> 01:22:43,632 [WOMAN SINGING UPBEAT FOLK SONG IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 1715 01:22:47,682 --> 01:22:49,934 [SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE] 1716 01:22:55,356 --> 01:22:58,526 [BOTH LAUGHING, PANTING] 1717 01:23:00,319 --> 01:23:02,405 That one was close. 1718 01:23:03,614 --> 01:23:04,990 You know what I think? 1719 01:23:06,742 --> 01:23:09,495 I think you did this because 1720 01:23:09,578 --> 01:23:12,373 you love me as much as your sons. 1721 01:23:14,041 --> 01:23:15,501 No. 1722 01:23:18,170 --> 01:23:19,088 More. 1723 01:23:19,171 --> 01:23:21,006 01:25:11,659 And they deliberately spread it 1753 01:25:11,742 --> 01:25:13,118 all around the world. 1754 01:25:14,745 --> 01:25:16,789 NAZARBAYEV: Two Sagdiyev. 1755 01:25:16,872 --> 01:25:19,333 GIULIANI: I believe it comes out of that laboratory. 1756 01:25:19,416 --> 01:25:21,377 I don't think anybody was eating bats. 1757 01:25:21,460 --> 01:25:23,563 - Did you ever eat a bat? - TUTAR: Oh, no. [BOTH LAUGH] 1758 01:25:23,587 --> 01:25:26,006 01:25:46,277 BORAT: Wawaweewa! 1765 01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:48,195 You the Forrest the Gumps! 1766 01:25:48,279 --> 01:25:50,155 - Hi. - Please, uh, make autograph? 1767 01:25:50,239 --> 01:25:51,240 Sure. 1768 01:25:51,323 --> 01:25:52,741 [BORAT COUGHING] 1769 01:25:52,825 --> 01:25:54,869 - How do you spell your name? - Uh, B... 1770 01:25:54,952 --> 01:25:57,454 PENCE: We have 15 cases of coronavirus. 1771 01:25:57,538 --> 01:25:59,456 We're ready. We're ready for anything. 1772 01:25:59,540 --> 01:26:00,791 Why, uh, you wear mask? 1773 01:26:00,875 --> 01:26:01,875 'Cause of 1774 01:26:01,917 --> 01:26:04,211 the virus that's going around. 1775 01:26:04,295 --> 01:26:06,231 01:26:17,182 MAN: You will die. 1782 01:26:18,142 --> 01:26:19,643 01:28:45,122 Don't mansplain to me. 1829 01:28:45,205 --> 01:28:47,291 Feminists. 1830 01:28:47,374 --> 01:28:50,044 My visit to USandA make me realize 1831 01:28:50,127 --> 01:28:52,337 that greatest threat to Kazakhstan 1832 01:28:52,421 --> 01:28:54,465 is no longer the Jew. 1833 01:28:54,548 --> 01:28:57,134 It is, in fact, the Yankee. 1834 01:28:57,217 --> 01:28:59,553 - Jangshemash. - [CROWD CHEERING] 1835 01:28:59,636 --> 01:29:03,432 Welcome to the first ever 1836 01:29:03,515 --> 01:29:05,851 Running of the American. 1837 01:29:08,562 --> 01:29:10,105 They're starting to run! 1838 01:29:10,189 --> 01:29:13,275 Here comes the American! 1839 01:29:13,358 --> 01:29:15,611 Oh no! He's got the fever! 1840 01:29:15,694 --> 01:29:17,696 He's not wearing a mask. 1841 01:29:17,780 --> 01:29:18,989 BORAT and TUTAR: Oh! 1842 01:29:19,073 --> 01:29:21,492 - [BORAT SPEAKING KAZAKH] - [CROWD BOOING] 1843 01:29:21,575 --> 01:29:23,494 Here comes Karen! 1844 01:29:23,577 --> 01:29:25,954 She's being a little bit racist! 1845 01:29:26,038 --> 01:29:27,456 She's going to cough. 1846 01:29:27,539 --> 01:29:29,500 [ALL GROANING] 1847 01:29:29,583 --> 01:29:31,543 Here comes the chief medical expert! 1848 01:29:31,627 --> 01:29:34,505 - [CHEERING] - And he's got a vaccine! 1849 01:29:34,588 --> 01:29:37,174 Everybody's going to be saved! 1850 01:29:37,257 --> 01:29:39,176 Uh oh 1851 01:29:39,259 --> 01:29:42,054 She's been to Walmart, she's got her AR-15. 1852 01:29:42,137 --> 01:29:45,265 - [CROWD BOOING] - Karen is not happy. 1853 01:29:45,349 --> 01:29:49,144 Oh no, she's killed Fauci! 1854 01:29:49,228 --> 01:29:52,022 The Americans are victorious 1855 01:29:52,106 --> 01:29:54,900 in their battle against science. 1856 01:29:54,983 --> 01:29:56,860 For Kazakhstan TV, 1857 01:29:56,944 --> 01:29:58,821 this is Tutar Sagdiyev... 1858 01:29:58,904 --> 01:30:01,615 and Borat Margaret Sagdiyev. 1859 01:30:02,449 --> 01:30:04,243 BOTH: Chenquieh. 1860 01:30:04,326 --> 01:30:07,371 ["JUST THE TWO OF US" BY FANFARE CIOCARLIA PLAYING] 1861 01:30:07,454 --> 01:30:09,581 You were amazing! 1862 01:30:16,880 --> 01:30:19,758 ♪ I see the crystal raindrops fall ♪ 1863 01:30:19,842 --> 01:30:22,302 ♪ And the beauty of it all ♪ 1864 01:30:22,386 --> 01:30:25,639 ♪ Is when the sun comes shining through ♪ 1865 01:30:26,849 --> 01:30:29,810 ♪ To make those rainbows in my mind ♪ 1866 01:30:29,893 --> 01:30:32,146 ♪ When I think of you sometime ♪ 1867 01:30:32,229 --> 01:30:35,816 ♪ And I want to spend some time with you ♪ 1868 01:30:35,899 --> 01:30:38,193 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 1869 01:30:38,277 --> 01:30:40,696 ♪ We can make it if we try ♪ 1870 01:30:40,779 --> 01:30:44,867 ♪ Just the two of us, just the two of us ♪ 1871 01:30:44,950 --> 01:30:47,411 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 1872 01:30:47,494 --> 01:30:49,955 ♪ Building castles in the sky ♪ 1873 01:30:50,038 --> 01:30:51,957 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 1874 01:30:52,040 --> 01:30:54,209 ♪ You and I ♪ 1875 01:30:55,127 --> 01:30:57,337 [GROUP VOCALIZING] 1876 01:31:25,991 --> 01:31:27,951 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 1877 01:31:28,035 --> 01:31:30,370 ♪ We can make it if we try ♪ 1878 01:31:30,454 --> 01:31:35,584 ♪ Just the two of us, you and I ♪ 1879 01:31:35,667 --> 01:31:37,878 [GROUP VOCALIZING] 1880 01:31:53,018 --> 01:31:56,188 - [SONG ENDS] - [LAUGHTER] 1881 01:31:56,271 --> 01:31:58,232 ♪ Everybody dance now ♪ 1882 01:31:58,315 --> 01:32:01,693 ["GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT" BY LITTLE BIG PLAYING] 1883 01:32:05,864 --> 01:32:08,033 ♪ Give me the music ♪ 1884 01:32:10,118 --> 01:32:12,204 ♪ Give me the music ♪ 1885 01:32:13,330 --> 01:32:15,082 ♪ Everybody dance now ♪ 1886 01:32:15,165 --> 01:32:17,000 ♪ Dance now, dance now ♪ 1887 01:32:17,084 --> 01:32:19,127 ♪ The dome, back with the bass ♪ 1888 01:32:19,211 --> 01:32:21,838 ♪ The jam is live in effect and I don't waste time ♪ 1889 01:32:21,922 --> 01:32:23,548 ♪ On the mic with a dope rhyme ♪ 1890 01:32:23,632 --> 01:32:25,401 ♪ Jump to the rhythm, jump, jump to the rhythm, jump ♪ 1891 01:32:25,425 --> 01:32:28,011 -♪ Jump ♪ -♪ Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump ♪ 1892 01:32:28,095 --> 01:32:29,805 ♪ And I'm here to combine ♪ 1893 01:32:29,888 --> 01:32:31,282 ♪ Beats and lyrics to make you shake your pants ♪ 1894 01:32:31,306 --> 01:32:33,267 ♪ Take a chance, come on and dance ♪ 1895 01:32:33,350 --> 01:32:36,186 ♪ Guys, grab a girl, don't wait, make her twirl ♪ 1896 01:32:36,270 --> 01:32:38,522 ♪ It's your world and I'm just a squirrel ♪ 1897 01:32:38,605 --> 01:32:40,482 ♪ Trying to get a nut to move your butt ♪ 1898 01:32:40,565 --> 01:32:42,484 ♪ To the dance floor, so, yo, what's up? ♪ 1899 01:32:42,567 --> 01:32:44,611 ♪ Hands in the air, come on, say "yeah" ♪ 1900 01:32:44,695 --> 01:32:46,780 ♪ Everybody over here, everybody over there ♪ 1901 01:32:46,863 --> 01:32:48,907 ♪ The crowd is live and I pursue this groove ♪ 1902 01:32:48,991 --> 01:32:51,618 ♪ Party people in the house, move ♪ 1903 01:32:51,702 --> 01:32:53,578 - ♪ Let your mind ♪ - ♪ Groove ♪ 1904 01:32:53,662 --> 01:32:55,747 ♪ Put me online ♪ 1905 01:32:55,831 --> 01:33:00,752 ♪ Come on, let's sweat, baby ♪ 1906 01:33:00,836 --> 01:33:03,297 ♪ Let the music take control ♪ 1907 01:33:03,380 --> 01:33:05,257 ♪ Let the rhythm move you ♪ 1908 01:33:05,340 --> 01:33:09,177 ♪ Sweat, sweat ♪ 1909 01:33:09,261 --> 01:33:11,513 ♪ Let the music take control ♪ 1910 01:33:11,596 --> 01:33:13,974 ♪ Let the rhythm move ♪ 1911 01:33:14,057 --> 01:33:16,101 [♪♪♪] 1912 01:33:45,297 --> 01:33:47,466 [♪♪♪] 1913 01:33:53,889 --> 01:33:55,932 ♪ It's your world and I'm just a squirrel ♪ 1914 01:33:56,016 --> 01:33:57,893 ♪ Trying to get a nut to move your butt ♪ 1915 01:33:57,976 --> 01:34:00,020 ♪ To the dance floor, so, yo, what's up? ♪ 1916 01:34:00,103 --> 01:34:02,147 ♪ Hands in the air, come on, say "yeah" ♪ 1917 01:34:02,230 --> 01:34:04,274 ♪ Everybody over here, everybody over there ♪ 1918 01:34:04,358 --> 01:34:06,360 ♪ The crowd is live and I pursue this groove ♪ 1919 01:34:06,443 --> 01:34:08,862 ♪ Party people in the house, move ♪ 1920 01:34:08,945 --> 01:34:11,365 - ♪ Let your mind ♪ - ♪ Groove ♪ 1921 01:34:11,448 --> 01:34:13,533 ♪ Put me online ♪ 1922 01:34:13,617 --> 01:34:18,205 ♪ Come on, let's sweat, baby ♪ 1923 01:34:18,288 --> 01:34:20,665 ♪ Let the music take control ♪ 1924 01:34:20,749 --> 01:34:22,918 ♪ Let the rhythm move you ♪ 1925 01:34:23,001 --> 01:34:26,505 ♪ Sweat, sweat ♪ 1926 01:34:26,588 --> 01:34:28,882 ♪ Let the music take control ♪ 1927 01:34:28,965 --> 01:34:31,385 ♪ Let the rhythm move ♪ 1928 01:34:31,468 --> 01:34:33,178